awww and there was just a proposal on stage with the pussycat dolls !!!!!
Did someone propose they get off the stage?
Dude, you need to talk to your mom
wtf?
She just called and asked if i would be part of the intervention she's planning for you
my ass just sighed. even my farts are tired.
i was just lookin through my fb pics and i think im with a cat in like 40% of them..: how sad is my life
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i have a reoccuring irrational fear i'm going to walk in on my dad masterbating. Night.
Does it bother you that I left your underwear hanging in a tree at the zoo? i think the turtles are enjoying it.
so I called to to smoke and you didn't pick up so I smoked and now I'm a race car
come over. we are watching hoarders and playing i spy.
we just drove by a car that was painted for a grad, it said "you done it!" with a confederate flag bumper sticker next to it. i love kentucky
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And on top of all this... he just told me to "chill my nips."
I'll throw in a blow job for your kind ways. Or another booty call. I'm poor and not very imaginative. This is all I have to offer- the unicorn like wonders of my vagina.
You screamed "There's a potato in my anus" and proceeded to attempt to grind with the bouncer. Also, I'm pretty sure our Chem teacher was in the same bar as us.
'TWAS BUT A GLORIOUS SIGHT. BITCHES.
Sitting topless in my room drinking wine from a box... It's good to be back at school
COME AND FUCKING GET ME I AM IN SOME SORT OF JUNKYARD!!!
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