Who do you think planted the wheat? Who do you think cleared the land and killed off the native inhabitants? Women?
She's hot, in a Megan Fox with Down's Syndrome kinda way. Like, she'd win Miss Deliverance Pageant
At least she's the hottest one. Oh well, it's all about stats
so i completely puked my brains out. a lot. he held me up so i could brush my teeth. then we proceeded to hook up for the next four hours.
he's a keeper
you really are a gigantic fucking slut.
sidenote: just remembered sarcasm does not translate through text
it's probably a bad thing that i wasn't even offended, huh?
she gave up head for lent, but she said sex was still fair game
They just sang me a song about how small my dick is in front of the whole bar
how opposed are you to picking me up at the bar at 11:00am?
Going to bed. I have to wake up early and teach small children. And then have affairs with their fathers. I'm going to get deported.
We made out while a LIT cigarette dangled out of the side of his mouth. Disturbing or slightly erotic?
looking at that huge scar on my leg from when i got drunk at 9 AM and walked into a grill. so excited for football season to start again!
does doing it on an automatic sink count as shower sex?
Spent fifteen minutes in the car thinking i was psychic before i realized the cd was not on shuffle
either i huffed spraypaint or ate out that makeup artist. you decide.
I really have to stop having sex with people I sell drugs to...it feels unprofessional
I woke up in someone's flat in Budapest and then got offered a free piercing before I left. Best. Hookup. Ever.
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