something must definitely be wrong with me if i'm chasing after a guy who cant even get it up
Dude. My sister is off limits. Touch her again and I'll rip off your dick and force feed it to you.
I accept this challenge.
I cannot take someone's straight and gay virginity in one threesome. It's just too much responsibility.
she's sitting in the bathroom of SA telling people to come in for a toilet ride
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That little tingle vodka gives me in my esphagus is what lets me know I'm still alive.
I'm pretty sure my lung is caught on my rib. And I can't feel the left side of my face. Best. Sex. Ever.
He kept stopping sex to whisper in my ear, and the only thing I could understand was "double stuffed oreos"
Has my life seriously led me to day drinking on a Monday the third week of the semester?
It's after 5, it's not day drinking.
Met Dan at the park for lunch and the guy parked next to us was getting a BJ the entire time. Way to make me feel like an inadequate girlfriend, random park skank. All Dan got was a double cheeseburger and a large iced tea...
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You know you have done too many drugs when you gum the sugar off your margarita without even thinking twice
"Wine night with the girls" turned into me having to set an alarm in the bathtub this morning...
I think I've had more sex in your bed than you have and I've only been here three days
Completely unrelated and mildly related, a guy I hooked up with last year in a threeway died, his obit photo was his Grindr photo
The more time I spend surrounded by Mormons, the more I miss alcohol.
I’ve looked at so many mouse vaginas in the past week
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