But honestly u used to be a cool guy and lately uve been superame(734): Superlame
he believed the zit on my nose was a piercing...until he tried to bite it. needless to say he didnt ask for my number
who knew that if you vomit while skydiving the puke goes up towards the people that are behind you.
Yeah, I just met her and we got arrested together. I think it was a good bonding experience.
basically theres shrimp everywhere. splattered on the walls, in the carpet, its bad. ohh theyre never gonna get the smell out.
Dude I'm looking through my old high school year book and I circled every girl I fucked.. what was wrong with me.
Thanksgiving Shitshow: My grandparents found me passed out on the bathroom floor wearing nothing but a scarf made of toilet paper
Secondly, that waffle is lost for good. I have no fucking idea where that bitch is
Is it bad juju to glue mini budda to the bottom of a shot glass
I had her buy me a cock ring, so we might test that out. We are presently playing yahtzee.
Cock rings and yahtzee. Like peanut butter and jelly.
We hooked up with 2 friends last night as always and she stole their fucking cocaine and I just had to drive to their house and make her give it back to him hahshshahahah only me
I don't need to know how horny your mother is, hun.
Just had to stop myself from doing a bump on the Disney bus. The struggle is real.
would it be okay if I showed up at your house naked? and is your door unlocked?
Rich men love me! I remind them of their trophy wife!!!
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