Donna and I are betting on whether or not you are going to cheat on your boyfriend tonight....I said you wouldnt do it.
You might as well just give her the money now.
Is there some kind of disinfectant spray people use? Why would anyone want to eat ass??
They let you pick the name that they announce for you at graduation. The professional world needs to prepare itself for papa smurf mcdonald.
Hey do you have anything at your house 30 ft. tall to throw eggs off of?
security doesn't like it when we pee on cars. or maybe just not theirs?
This isn't a because its valentines day booty call, it's a because your cock is phenomenal booty call that happens to be on valentines day..
Are you alive?
I woke up under the pier.
I think curling is the best thing to watch when you're baked.
I asked you for a cigarette and you handed me your phone and told me to search for one
So what other shows do you masturbate to? Or is it just friends
I literally just told you I found out I masturbate in my sleep. I think we can be snapchat friends again
I just saw elmo dancing with gumby. The bars at 7a.m. are AWESOME.
My alcoholism is old enough to drink.
The economy isn’t reopen until I can get drunk and motorboat fake tits at lunch on a Wednesday
He sounds like Chris Tucker and wants to eat me out when I’m on my period. If that isn’t love I don’t know what is.
Randomize
