Awesome. Ask her out.
Nope. She's got a detail of ed hardy security around her.
I don't know what I could have possibly done in a past life to deserve watching my boyfriend projectile vomit margaritas and probs blood while completely naked.
Having sex with her was like reading the Wall Street Journal.
I literally ate my thanksgiving dinner while getting a lapdance. And honestly, after that, there is no other way.
It's refreshing to see you in something that is stained with something other than vomit and spilled alcohol.
This morning I proved to myself and all the kids on the playground that I can't puke and drive.
i woke up with a wedding ring drawn on my finger...if this was vegas id be worried
I'm hungover as hell. I'm dying. I have no skin left on my knees
"drunk introduce yourself to everyone colleen" came out last night... you kept grabbing guys faces that you just met and just kept saying their names over and over and over again so you wouldn't forget.. then would see them 5 minutes later to introduce yourself again..
Every time I someone I meet again from that wedding it turns into the "Oh your the guy who puked in the hallway and passed out in front of the elevator."
ITS THE FIRST FRIDAY NIGJT AFTER MOVING IN WITH THE NEW ROOMIE AND I ACTUALLY JIST RIPPED MY TAMPON OUT AND THREW IT IN THE NEIGHBORS YARD WERE GOINF ON THE BOAT AND SLEPEING IN HIS AMBULANCE GOODNIGHT
But forealz I'm gonna need a solid 52 orgasms so hydrate.
I'm a lady who knows what she wants in life, and that's uncommitted dick.
How do you say "put it in me" in Spanish... I'm dealing with language barriers here.
Nothing quite like spending your evening singing Shania Twain I Feel Like a Woman barbershop quartet Style with some homeless guys outside of Keyport liquor. love Shania Twain. How's your Sunday?
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