is it wrong that I prefer my women with low self esteem and a smidgen of an eating disorder?
I just pulled a feather out of my vagina.
I am not joking.
It's not kidnapping if it's romantic
My mom just asked me if I was gay in front of my gf
THAT stays in the CAR. And if one fucking person who was NOT in the car brings it up, I will KILL you. Thank you.
..So we should take it off Youtube?
why the fuck are my pubes caked with bread crumbs?
I got home and laid by the toilet and then alexa laid in the bathtub and sang the preamble while kayla held my hair
We're doing it in the traditional way of discussing why we dislike each other while sharing a bowl. Just like the natives do.
A gentleman never tells..... therefore i will neither confirm nor deny the attatched photos
When I picked you up, you were drinking Maker's Mark out of the bottle with a crazy straw.
He offered me free drinks all night if I could beat him in a drinking race. I blacked out after that but just found his credit card in my bra so there's that.
If not, I can murder my liver twice...it's like a cat, it has 9 lives
I want to meet people. Preferably ones with penises
I'll text you when I have a mental breakdown about it.
Please do.
And I think she just drunkenly ordered an ipad. she said it was so pretty she couldn't keep it "locked up" because an ipad has to be let free.
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