goodnight i made you a song goodbye
This is a mass text. Does anyone know what the hell the asian woman at the end of Napoleon Dynamite is doing in the movie
it must be christmas time, i've got a hankering to give a virgin a baby....
"I could never have "feelings" for someone who, at one point, wanted to "hate fuck" my face."
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there's no toilet paper. I'm using wheat bread.
What is wrong with this kid? He'll take ecstasy but won't take dayquil?
dude they had a "sorry for partying" wall in their house which consisted if all the hospital bills, tickets, detox receipts and court orders they've gotten. The ENTIRE wall was covered.
They were actually really boring considering how we met them.
howd you meet them?
They got shit-faced and decided to take a train to a city none of them had ever been to. We found them wandering the ghetto, with a bottle of gin and singing Disney songs.
There's some drunk girl alone in the field, she looks like she could use some help.
Also it's only fair that you know that that girl is me.
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Bring my gorilla suit and my bong.
Oh its going to be that type of weekend?
Bring one of those heart stabber things in case you go into shock. I'll jab you.
I'm instituting a new rule. If you wake me up at 3am about wrinkled blankets, I get to throat punch you
Do you think there are two dudes living in an apartment somewhere that go to the store and call it Brocery shopping?
Oh god...probably.
Someone explain why I'm twerking in my bathroom right now before a charity run
Blowing a married man is so much more important than a 12 year olds basketball game.
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