Come on... In this relationship-economy, you gotta have "awesome blowjobs" on your resume.
If we have to be apart I understand. Being separated is probably best for our relationship now. I look forward to our booty calls.
Weird question, would you want to do fetish porn? you get paid.
thanks. im glad you find me better in your comparison between me and fat girl porn.
I think my penis ruined a perfectly good friendship.
It's like....nice talking about real estate but your son gave me herpes
I love that your last three texts to me were "Drunk." "Getting laid." "In the hospital."
He gave me such a powerful orgasm I blurted out I love you. This is why just rebouding out of a serouis relationship is awkward.
It's my vagina- remember its magical and yes I just did mini spirit fingers
Dropped the bowl in the litter box. But it landed face up. What do I do?
I've got five complains from the landlord about she being too loud during sex in two weeks I'm marrying her
She was crying and pulled the collar of her shirt up to blot the tears. And then she just kept her head there. And stopped crying. "My boobs are just too amazing for me to cry." her words not mine please help she's still in that position
Forget about letting a 70-year-old man suck on my tits for coke... telling my new boyfriend about it was the poor life choice.
He sang the chorus to “Inside of you” by Russel Brand in Forgetting Sarah Marshall as he proceeded to not pull out...
Honestly? I wouldn’t even be mad, that probably took talent
I need to take my iPad to the Apple store (when this is all over). Do I need to delete all my dick pics/videos or are they used to stumbling across that sort of thing?
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