I used to have a blog that was basically all about ****** and all of his sexual misadventures
I mean it made tucker max look like a fucking alterboy
But unfortunatley his mom did a google search and found it
Without porn, I would have few hobbies.
Normal people don't sit around and watch Degrassi for twelve hours...
FUCK YOU.
he saw my boobs and came all over himself... there goes my whole night.
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OH MY GOD. JESUS STRIPPER. THERE IS A JESUS STRIPPER HERE. A STRIPPER DRESSED AS JESUS.
You tried to sled down the middle of the street. In. Your. Coat. Of course you are bruised.
just heard a glass bottle fall in lecture and my first thought was to yell party foul.....is it friday yet?
yo your bro wants to know what time he got home and were you hosing him off
Not only is it unacceptable to be bar hopping alone at 5 o'clock. It is definitely unacceptable to do so with a lobster
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Don't pretend like we're functional. We're gonna discuss this drunkenly via text the way serious conversations should take place.
Just stop talking to douche bags. How do you manage to attract every asshole within a 100 mile radius?
If i could answer that i wouldn't be so afraid to move to a more populated area
Makes sense. My grandma just did this shot. MY FAMILY KICKS ASS.
Any chance the bar is open now? Also who's wedding is this?
I just had to explain my bite marks to my allergy doctor when she gave me my shots...You're the best <3
Okay, let's just all take a step back and think about how funny this will seem in like a year... Maybe 2 if his nose is actually broken.
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