I totally got off with my controler for my ps3. Soooo glad I ended up with that racing game for Christmas.
There are few people I can ask this w/o being looked at as insane... Do you ever some days get fascinated by how amazing your own breast look?
The biggest loser is alot easier to jack off to at the end of the season
he ruins everything I try to do including his roommates
He kept insisting that I was going to have an orgasm but it just felt like he was rubbing sand paper on my vagina
She was like the Rudy of blow jobs... SO much effort into it
Ok fuckface listen up and listen good. 1.calling dibs on a chick out of your league is like applying for a job with a highlight video 2. dont fucking ski down the stairs again 3. if you do, put it on your highlight video
I told you, I don't give a SHIT about their music. I JUST. WANT. TO FUCK. THE BASSIST.
IT'S SUMMA TIME
ITS SUMMA TIME NOT BE HIGH ALL THE TIME TIME
THEY'RE THE SAME THING
These are your "grown up" slampiece's new hours of operation; please plan accordingly
So who was trying to make it rain last night in the bathroom? There are pieces of dollar bill everywhere
It was one of the greatest weekends of my life. And that's even after factoring in spraying myself in the face with the bidet.
No more house parties. We're almost fucking 30 years old and I slept until 6 pm.
I'm surronded by jorts. You're probably too drunk to care. I'm gonna cry now. Love you.
well that was a fail
maybe for you, but i got a free ice cube in my bra
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