It smells like weed.
We are in Boulder, Everything smells like weed.
all i know is that they all tuched my pee cup last night.
he yelled "RELEASE THE KRAKEN" then hit me with his dick
Wouldn't be the first time..I think there's a subliminal message constantly playing in my mind that says 'blackout', 'throwing up is fun' 'too sober'
these marshmallows taste like mayonnaise. like playing tetris on a gameboy, that's what these marshmallows mean.
I dont know if you relize this but ive been high ly medicated in my room for a whil now. GOing out into the real world would make me li ke tom ha nks. im not ready to be tom hanks..
Apparently she got a minor consumption for using vodka soak tapmons
Does that work!! Please say yes
nobody understands how my tooth became embedded in the ceiling last night.
Drinking vodka straight out of a beer bottle because I don't want to be judged. Not my best idea and not my worst.
mom how many of the songs from my childhood are mexican drinking songs?
all of them.
All I know is that I have a black eye and an extra $200 in my wallet. Other than that, clueless.
Is it inappropriate to match with someone on tinder just to ask if the friend in his profile picture is single?
My potted cactus died. I am literally less nurturing than the desert.
I rewired his car so that every time he hits the gas the horn and the OnStar turn on every time he hits the brake the panic alarm goes off.
And I think she just drunkenly ordered an ipad. she said it was so pretty she couldn't keep it "locked up" because an ipad has to be let free.
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