"I want to just tie you up so you\'ll still be here like this when I get home." Actual words.
Bro can a girl get pregnant if i jizz in her mouth?
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Is it sad i was sitting here thinkin how i would only fuck Rob Pattinson if he was glittery at said time.
foreplay: 7 minutes. sex: 3 minutes. cuddling: 10 minutes. getting dressed: 5 minutes. commute: 5 minutes.
New moon trailer came on. Theater booed. I love these people.
A good ear swabbing is more orgasmic than sex with him
He kept saying "this is a bad idea" wasn't in his vocabulary. He left at 2 came back at 6 eating frozen waffles and he had a symbol, a moped mirror, and a new MacBook. I'd say he had a good time
Quick question... Can I call you daddy? Or would that just really made the whole 8 year age gap a bigger deal...?
His "hunger Strike for change" lasted 4 days. Hi welcome to my coke binge last weekend....not impressed
My only downfall is that I can only take shots in twos.
I tried to talk to him, but he didn't recognize me at first. I had to show him the top of my head and then he remembered.
That's what you get for dating construction workers you meet in tunnels.
Every time I someone I meet again from that wedding it turns into the "Oh your the guy who puked in the hallway and passed out in front of the elevator."
He got an erection from helping me mobilize my lumbar spine. I love physical therapy school.
I'm currently on an epic search all over the city for a drug store that isn't sold out of Plan B. I celebrated your birthday from afar.
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