david just texted me. reply with photo of genitalia? y/n
You finger a girl once and she thinks she loves you. I'm going back to boys. Lesbians are needy.
Angelique from Rock of Love is now doing phone sex commercials for central illinois....id say she's going places.
kicked my backpack and turned on my vibrator in the middle of class. success.
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Ya after that i took a dump on a car... We're definitely partying with him again
God, you're like boner-b-gone
Her fucking playlist had randy newman on it. It was like woody was watching the whole time.
I feel like despite his sleaziness I could be friends with this man. he just sent me a picture of his dog's balls.
Oh god. I asked to "play his sexaphone" which I though was a super sex way to say "let me blow you". He fucking walked home at 4:30am
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just woke up and currently drinking copious amounts of eggnog straight from the carton to replenish the electrolytes lost last night
I wore heels to a golf store in hopes of getting laid. I've hit a new all time low.
Yupp. He's definitely a screamer.
I just smoked weed out of a tomahawk, then chased an armadillo with said tomahawk, I love my life.
hey, i didnt think i could be this stupid either but you dont see ME getting all judgemental about it
Straight boys are literally imbeciles. If Darwinism doesn’t get them female rage will.
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