I do no wrong. I am always right. Right? I forget why I am sending this. It seemed relevant.
I don't remember. Are we still dating?
I wish all the girls i wanted to sleep with knew how big my dick was then id have a better chance
My mom just asked me if I was gay in front of my gf
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drinking out of a sandbucket again
We played "race the Jimmy John's driver". Order, then see if we can finish sex before the food arrives.
He won't ever take me seriously if I keep getting drunk and hooking up with all his friends.
Well, she's officially disappointed in me. I have it writing.
I woke up naked, with the lights on, using my backpack as a pillow and a pillow as a blanket.
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So if I tell her fire is hot and it will burn her... she's probably just going to keep throwing her vagina at it huh?
The cleaning lady even cleaned my bong. I'm scared to open my sex toy drawer and see if and how she organized it
Dude you chased a girl around the yard and then fell over the curb. Face first. You got up on your own tho so you reached champion status
The notification you get from snapchat that someone took a screenie is like a formal declaration of blackmail.
Omg that was my second thought of the morning.
First was that we had pop tarts.
the fact you finally accept your bi don't shock me but as your fuck buddy I expect you girls to go family style on me
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