He has that thing where they hang SUPER low
Ewww!! Elephantitis
You can tell alot about a person by their poo.. For example, he was a smoker.
We stopped her at 12
12 shots? Or 12 midnight?
Which answer would freak you out less
Almost thought it was a good idea to call his parents to thank them for having a son with an awesome dick. That high.
He was really drunk and I dared him to jump the swimming pool on his bike. Sadly he couldn't. Hey did you know a testicle can burst?
I think your going to be the cause of an awesome death
I had to step in when you tried to make it rain baking powder on my sister
He's covered in dirt and enchiladas. We're going drinking now.
I am never taking advice from you again. The high heels in the shower were a bad idea. I orgasmed and almost drowned.
He told everyone he was freezing their keys so they couldn't drive drunk. When I opened the freezer this morning, my keys were at the bottom of an unfrozen ice cream tub of vodka.
I'm putting you on my Emergency card so i can spend the last ounce of strength in my hospital bed to flip you off.
Question. Was fucking Laura an entirely regrettable decision?
like...quickly.
My penis needs a shock collar
Giiiirl. Just had a BM that almost killed me.
You could at least care enough to fake an orgasm for me.
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