I really like you and I'm tired of just hooking up. I want you be my boyfriend.
Uhh, I'm not breaking up with my girlfriend to be with you.
First shot of my 21st. 11 a.m. in econ class. Success.
smell my finger.
dont seek real advice from me tonight cause its always gonna end with we should have sex
Restaurants Roasting People Who Gave Them Negative Yelp Reviews (25 Pics)
They don't exactly give out small business loans to start-up dealers
Playing a game in life called "how far can I make a man travel for a booty call"
I. recorded a message of me yelling at myself to "get up out of that bed" and set it an alarm. REALLY loud
Just to let you know... If you ever want to get me a gift, the One Direction perfume comes out soon....... It's called Our Moment. It's an appropriate gift for a 25 year old woman.
"I made out with someone too, but then he tried to fuck and I played dead"
Woman Posts Harassing DMs From Creep Online, Now He’s Upset Because People Told His Mom
I've fucked him twice and literally had no idea that he's missing a thumb
Pretty sure I love my nipple piercing more than I'll love my children someday
Write this down so you can tell me in the morning. "That bartender needs to be in my mouth."
My prof handed me back my essay on Lesbians in literature, gave me an A and then we had sex in her office. Told you she was gay.
It's routine now. He comes home from work and i ride him like a cowgirl with only a few sips of wine. I love being his neighbor.
so i was thinking... those 6 am shots weren't really needed.
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