Topless wife handwashing shirt. Tonight marriage is good.
He wanted a quickie. I said, can I play doodle jump on my iPhone during? And that's exactly how it went.
He's a firefighter, who has his own band. I'm pregnant just thinking about him.
hows a nice way to say "yeah i would go to your dorm, but it's snowing and I know you're not going to blow me, so what's the point"?
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How many 'remember name' entries is it inappropriate to have in one's cell phone?
I remember sucking his bleeding finger and then it's all black until he had his hand down my pants.
I can't even tell you how many rave sticks I tore apart with my teeth last night.
No, man, we stole the housekeeper's key and we're just going room to room raiding mini fridges. Hurry
Logan has the vodka and snickers. We're making a run for it. Room 302
But you've got to admit , for how blackout I was I look fucking unreal in those pictures
Woman Posts Harassing DMs From Creep Online, Now He’s Upset Because People Told His Mom
I was about to attempt a citizen's arrest on my RA
Soooo I think my neighbor just saw me masturbating on my porch
I DID NOT GO INTO HOURS OF STRENUOUS LABOR FOR YOU TO LOOK LIKE A DOMINATRIX BARMAID ON A WEEKDAY. AT LEAST SAVE IT FOR THE WEEKEND GDI.
I can't believe I'm coordinating a threesome at work. My productivity is at an all time low.
Bill says he deeply regrets the incident with the soda bottle
hey sweets how's ur crotch today?
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