hey you didnt make it to our afterparty what happened?
Ran around with a boom box broke a trampoline float, had a girl lick my ear the usual
If I had a nickel for every time my parents threatened to stop paying tuition I would be a very rich man. Rich enough to pay my own tuition.
do people really wait til 5 oclock to start drinking in real life?
You hit on the cop telling him you were celebrating the anniversary of your 21st birthday and ur boob job... That's how he got ur #
ah tequila...
I probably shouldn't have slept with him. I feel like that may have given him the wrong idea.
After we hooked up, he left the room and no one has seen him since last night. That kid redefined hit it and quit it.
He spent the entire date challenging me to chugging contests.
I was in the bathroom puking up mountains of tequila and when he came to help me, I held the door shut and kept yelling at him to let me be a lady.
Pretty sure the cab driver can even smell the sex coming from between my legs
Fuck I am so excited for the first time I can make someone call me Doctor Nikki during sex after I finish my PhD
I'm drunk from drinking bourbon out of a "cupcake sippy cup" at the Denny's bar. What the fuck happened to the goals I had?
We had sex last night...... This "Friends" thing is going well.
I'm drinking apple juice and champagne while watching crossroads..like the classy bitch that i am.
Dreamt I had my own personal vibrator rep, who made house calls. I earned an upgrade to an electric model, since I was burning through batteries. That's it. Time for a bf.
I just broke into my house with a butter knife. It kinda scares me just how easy that was.
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