in pain and im wearing pink underwear
so?
i dont own pink underwear
I realized that I earned the name Classy cassie as i was throwing up vodka slushie in my bed with a guy I know by the name extacy boy
so my mom told me to suck on something if I have to cough. so I guess blow jobs are ok
If there was an emoticon for a sad penis, i would send it to you
We stopped her at 12
12 shots? Or 12 midnight?
Which answer would freak you out less
I kept whispering "I love it when you call me big papa" until she got annoyed and left
I have a question, if it paid really well, like ridiculously well, would you be a restaraunts under the table resident blowjob girl?
No amount of marijuana is enough to justify blood on my ceiling
I took my shirt off and stood in the kitchen for an hour and a half talking to his parents about my tattoos
RIGHT?!?! I'M ACTUALLY UPSET I DON'T GET TO MAKE THE 2.3 MILE TREK TO SUCK HIS COCK, yes I google earthed it.
Its fiiine, tuesday is like the thursday of wine wednesday. And i mean, free beer for girls at the grove...im not NOT gonna take that offer up!
Look at your life. Look at your choices.
i peed in the parking lot at work not even thinking, a woman saw
EXCEPT MY COUSIN SAW MY SEX TAPE!
did u drive by my house last night?
bc if that wasn't you i threw my bourbon bottle at the wrong van
I apologize for using the phrase "monster cock hentai porn shit" to describe that guy I picked up last week.
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