So why didn't Edward and the Cullens just kill Hitler?
You need to stop watching Twilight.
Things overheard in WeHo: "Just drink a corona and eat some ass, you won't be hungry anymore"
Nakedness is not a toga. Just sayin
Here's a fun fact your kittens ate my vomit last night
the snow is so cold on my vagina.
why do you have snow on your vagina?
vodka and heels.
he doesn't care that i have a boyfriend so why should i?
logic in its finest
even your uterus rejects him.
apparently my uterus is the smartest part of my body.
I just sprawled out on my bedroom floor and cried while shoveling chocolate into my mouth.. I should not have Bacardi at home
I'm slightly more gay than I thought. I'd go so far as to say I'm a top.
I remember grabbing your ass. So firm. So right. I don't regret it.
You're the only person I know who would go to New Jersey to give a blowjob and I have so much respect for you for it
I pay 3K a month for rent, yet last nite I broke into the back of my building, scaled over 2 tons of garbage in heels and took a dirty freight elevator to my floor just so my doorman wouldn't see how fucked up I was
U know ur prob on camera right?
Unless you count my weekly workout where I drink wine, listen to obscure/cheesy records, and pretend I'm a ballerina...no. I don't exercise.
I'm seriously scared right now. Woke up next to 3 geese and a lot of feathers ..
Never going back to jail again. Only time in my life I've ever had a wet dream about jerking it...
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