You just kept saying over and over "Tell me I won't do it." Someone finally told you you won't. You did. Welcome to herpes.
Iiiiiii almost fall ib the lake
I can promise you that this new years eve will rival the one from senior year when we got that exchange student deported.
I really like her...she always overpays me for xanax and still feels the need to fuck me to make up for it....
Restaurants Roasting People Who Gave Them Negative Yelp Reviews (25 Pics)
I think these people may actually be nudists. You know it's bad when I feel uncomfortable.
OH AND DAN PET MY CAT WHILE I WAS GIVING HIM HEAD
My nonexistent future grandchildren will one day ask me when I knew I'd lost control of my life. And now I know.
She tried to sing jingle balls while blowing me
I want to get a list going called "D list celebs I've kissed"
Woman Posts Harassing DMs From Creep Online, Now He’s Upset Because People Told His Mom
You're still my best friend even though you continue to pass out on random toilets every time you drink
Please tell your sister I apologize about saying her baby may have beef curtains. That was inappropriate.
Self reach around competition is what the Olympics has been missing all along. A true test of athleticism.
I puked in the back of my mom's new car because I had too much to drink at Chilis. I think I just hit rock bottom.
ALL I WANT FOR CHRISTMAS IS FOR YOU TO SHUT THE FUCK UP FOR ONCE
ARE YOU DEAD? TEXT Y FOR YES OR N FOR NO.
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