If one more person calls me a lesbian I am going to have to give you head in public.
okay so using the row boat as a giant snow sled probably wasn't the best idea.
The bridesmaids just went smackdown on the floor, over the bouquet. I saw nipple. Best wedding ever
just snorted lines off a mancala board. I'm destined to win this game.
I owe her a pancake or a second hand orgasm
Our Icelandic basketball player brought cocaine and rachael is screaming that he should do lines off her stomach. It's that kind of party
You're making her cookies in enchange for knitting lessons. You will die a virgin.
Smoked a Vape in the library status: completed
Here's my first problem: I'm drunk
My mute roommate is using sign language to ask a guy to fuck her.
Ugh, once again I had to block the view of him peeing off the hotel bar balcony, I earned those free drinks!
I'm trying to watch Chicago PD and tell you I like your dick at the same time. It's a lot of work, ok?
Officially spring today. First sighting of loud-ass Steller Jay on the balcony.
I'm not the type to go to a guys house...in your case his boat...and sleep with them..I mean I have in the past but I'm trying to be more serious and grown up
Don't come up here. Strippers r crying.
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