I like you better when you drink
I like you better when I drink too
well my dad not being home definitely made it less awkward to walk in carrying the bra I left wearing.
The plan is to make enough mistakes this weekend to hold me over until spring break
I hid drinks in her bathroom closet.... like a squirrel... a squirrel who knew she was going to get cut off soon
some guy had a sword and everyones crying..it turned bad..fast.
I dont know if you relize this but ive been high ly medicated in my room for a whil now. GOing out into the real world would make me li ke tom ha nks. im not ready to be tom hanks..
He went 'unicorn hunting' and lost a fight with a fence. That's how he ended up in the ER.
Speaking of gay, some dude in a life vest just goes, we should pull our dicks out! To larry. Were leaving now. I saw penis
I was basically shocked at how calmly you accepted my violently shoving a french fry in your mouth.
can i text him and be like "oh yeah, forgot i kinda made out with a girl this weekend. For future reference, does this count as cheating?" ?
If you want it you better put a ring on it. And by ring I mean one of my three favorite pies.
Can rosie odonnell just not be a lesbian? Shes stressing me out, knowing we bat for the same team.
he went down on me to a drake song and now i think i need a penicillin shot
dude i haven't had a solid dump since sunday and i still cant hear out of my right ear
Never let the horse trainer ride you, always ride the horse trainer. I have huge bruises on my thighs from his hip bones. That's how hard he rode me
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