Why does Jon Cryer have a career?
That is a good question.
I think he was having a seizure but nobody knew because 'what is love' was playing
I woke up with a picture of my dick as my background. still wondering if it was a good night or not.
We could make it a date. Dinner and a show. The show being my nipples getting pierced.
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DDing is such a bittersweet job, just got the entire history of this girls hookup career
One minute we were getting noise complainted by the security guards the next I was shotgunning a beer with them
I just wanted to give you a heads up. There's a crab in the kitchen. He doesn't have a name yet. We are just calling him crab for now. Oh! and we have memosas!
I assume it was your influence that had me go from DD to waking up out on the deck with one eyebrow shaved off??
Let's get drunk and put things on the grill that have no right to be there.
Happy birthday, America.
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all I know is id definitely throw up if you guys ever dated so if you do stay the fuck away from me
I'm looking for whatever I can find, and afford without having to eat my emotional support cat
If you're not my stylist, having sex with me, or agreeing to have sex with me don't fucking touch my hair.
Seeing her tonight. She doesn't want dinner, just wants me to come over for awhile. My penis just sent me a thank you card.
If sleeping with your boss doesnt scream job security i dont know what does.
A fire alarm is going off in some building, people are running around naked and people are passed out in the MIDDLE of the sidewalk. If they ban parties again, I'm going to be pissed.
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