Idk if this white stuff in my shower is conditioner or... something else?
words cant express how excited I am to make January 1st our own personal version of The Hangover
my mom just called and warned me someone is trying to serve me, i feel like i'm playing an extreme game of hide and go seek these next weeks
I feel if a girl leaves my house the next morning feeling degraded and in desparate need of a shower, then I have succeeded.
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better to have posed nude and lost than to never have posed nude at all...thats what i always say
hes either a crazy bad problem or a crazy good orgasm. I just can't decide which one.
I got stoned in my snow covered car and pretended I was burried alive
I just threw up over a bridge. I didn't even know there was a bridge in this town. Vodka is like a transportation device.
I'm pretty sure I did the Macarena with a gay guy while shot gunning a beer
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that's right. bitches got laser pointers. let's fuck shit up
Well I walked the wrong way for a little bit and I don't remember if I fell asleep or not but I definitely laid down under the over pass for a while
I just want to drink bourbon and have sex and then eat like, a Christmas cookie.
We were 6 minutes into the movie before we realized the whole movie was spoken in Italian. That level of stupidly-ripped
Your sister just admitted to being a " much bigger bitch" than you. So you've got that going for you, which is nice.
Lucky bitch I'm at work covered in Jeff pee. And my hair smells like beer because I was trying to prove a point about PBR serving multiple purposes.
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