i love marijuana more then i could love a human baby.
dude if i could bring that prime piece of meat home, id be the luckiest average-looking girl who ever lived
watching elf naked is so much better than watching it with clothes on .
well after we realized that his best friend and my twin sister were hooking up it was kind of an unsopken agreement that we would too
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I'm eating mac and cheese for dinner that way when I puke later it'll be festive halloween orange.
we've got reservations. ask for the eat a bag of dicks table
You made a course evaluation for your vagina? Wow. You really are a professor now.
Apparently we carried the stove upstairs. I Woke up with it in my room.
I still maintain we were not that drunk......
Dude, Dimensionally it doesn't even fit in that stairway! We might have to knock a wall out to get it back down!
Oh my god, it's like someone broke the off button in my butthole
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Life goal: sit on his perfect beautiful David Archuleta-lookalike face
i swear i was one second from getting his number and then the shrooms kicked in
We need to leave a grand offering for the god of free booze and salvia.
Welp, no use in crying over spilt milk. I can't unbang her.
Where do you think black out memories go?
Into the dark abysmal abyss of the deepest, darkest part of your mind. It's obviously the bodies natural defense to protect you from witnessing the shit you do while actually blacked out.
I just revenge puked in his shoes. This is gonna be a fun night :)