I wanna eat
then frost
then eat your cupcake
I would like to thank collapsed soviet republics and fathers who didnt show enough attention for tonight's festivities
I just left the house and 2 chicks are in the kitchen making breakfast. Might want to get up.
I'm up, no shirt, and staring at a breakfast casserole. Who are these girls?
8am blowjobs give a whole new meaning to morning breath..
yea i thought the egg drop soup tasted weirdly like cum, and then i suddenly remembered what happened last night.
i'm never eating chinese again.
I think she's going to be dangerous to drink with, but I'm ready for the adventure.
Are you coming to class or was the dick pic this morning your way of saying not today?
I feel as bad as you right now. I'm about to use one girls car to go see another one
Fuck ya. But normally I drove one girls car picking up a different girl while texting another girl lol
She asked if she should pack the condoms, I told her I plan on drinking so much that it won't be possible.
She said "I feel like I haven't reached my full potential" and I couldn't figure if she meant in life or with the weed..
Low key that was incredibly dangerous to let me wield a sword at this point in the night
According to timehop today marks the 3rd anniversary of my 1st blackout
Ohhh the usual. Laying in bed reflecting on my decisions
I never thought my gollum impression would lead to me getting laid.
Huzzah!
I guess I called her at 2am, demanding that she bring us food. She told us to order pizza, and I yelled "DON'T MENTION PIZZA!" I recall nothing.
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