What are you talking about? And how drunk are you?
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I bought the love spell lotion from victoria secret so it atleast smells like a girl is present while I'm masturbating
i really need to stop putting makeup on my cats..
i wish i could shrink down to the size of his dick so i could just thank it in person.
Let's have a moment of silence for the guinea pig that drunk chick threw out our window.
he turned down sex AND sandwiches. who the hell does that?!
I'll send you the picture of you double fisting vodka bottles, grinding one guy and making out with another... Every girl wanted to be you.. You make me so proud!
he asked me to lick his asshole and I told him his girlfriend could do that for him
A nice make out session never hurt anyone. Plus he's a pilot, so he'll know the safety procedures for when the night crashes and burns.
Remember when there was a happier time when people could all hang out together with out the awkwardness of the fact that she stole $1000 and cheated on a brother with another brother !?!??
I vaguely remember seeing that couple making out in front of that store and i yelled "I ALSO LOVE THE ROCKY MOUNTAIN SOAP COMPANY!"
SHE BROUGHT HER PARROT TO THE PARTY. IT SQUAWKS EVERY TIME SOMEONE VOMITS LIKE 'PARTY FOUL SQUAWKKKKKK'
I think I accidentally agreed to be someone's surrogate
Free stuff before I even put his balls in my mouth like wow great start
Well you got kicked off a stripper pole. They said girls only.
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