i know ur right I'm sorry I'm stupid and incompitent look I can't even spell incompetent right! Fuck!
Dual....:-)
the other night i did but this one wasnt and it was so random. i was hooking up with this boy who wanted to roleplay and pretend to be snakes
Most of the time people just stick whatever they want in my mouth. Thanks for letting me decide this time
Just had sex in the basement of the library... I knew I was paying $120,000 for something more than a law degree
After we hooked up, he left the room and no one has seen him since last night. That kid redefined hit it and quit it.
I stole another quarter from the bathroom. I'm slowly getting rich drinking here.
No i'm not calming down the girl at white castle did not need to see the picture of my dick on your phone.
A zombie called me motorboat central while participating in an auction to motorboat my tits. he then proceeded to propose, insisting that he makes alot money.
She called us while she was having sex to ask if we remembered to feed the cat
I dont understand how her boyfriend puts up with her weirdness
We played alot of beer pong and ventured into the woods with tiki torches
Hey my results were negative. Your chlamydia train stops here. Happy hunting!
I just put bronzer on my abs to snapchat nudes. If that's not going hard I don't know what is
He told me I was "too flexible." Excuse me?
I genuinely attribute some of my blowjob skills to playing saxophone in highschool
Randomize
