But i did once see a show where a women was homeless and installed a stove in a school bus so she and her baby could live there since all the seats were taken out. As far as being homeless goes it didn't look half bad...So this is me promising to you that if i ever am living in an abandoned school bus...i will at least pimp it out with a stove so you can come over for dinner sometimes
the drag queen on stage looks like shes wearing the EXACT same dress i wore 2 senior prom.
we are learning about oedipus in english. fuck you for making this awkward for me
I just watched a video of Justin Bieber kissing a girl..... the sad thing is that I actually got upset.
She's echoing.. Her head must be in the toilet..
I learned 3 things lastnight....1. Turkeys are related to the t-rex. 2. Whales have leg bones cause they used to walk. 3. I will sing drunk in the waffle house, but not during karaoke in the bar
When we were done making out, some guy ran into the room yelling, "I'll save you Brandon! I'll save you!"
Sex should always be followed by Chinese food in bed.
You tripped over nothing.. everyone stopped what they were doing and stared..you stood up and yelled "you win this time gravity"..then started chugging someone's drink
I think I was the only one who knew you were acting like you weren't drunk in public issues discussion this morning. Make sure you thank me in your Academy Award Speech someday.
My mom comes home from her weekend with her lesbian co-workers and asks "You wanna know how I got these bruises?" I've never been more torn about anything EVER.
I'm watching Part of Your World now and I'm crying and I feel like I'm floating right along with her. This. This right here is some drunken Disney Magic
I hope the lord has blessed you with many tampons, child.
He saw me naked after our first date and still asked for a second.. so I think we’re doing good
I did a line off of, and then danced on top of a table older than this country.
Harvard is great.
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