I think there's some kind of asian convention downtown. There are thousands and they're all wearing badges and snapping pictures. I feel like I just stepped into your worst nightmare.
Im gonna name my vag after egypt, "the valley of kings"
while fucking on the counter the whip cream was conveniently right next to us. i love thanksgiving
and then he put stevie wonder on to fuck to...and hummed along as I blew him
He started crying and showing me pictures of his ex. she was really pretty. It's an honor to have shared a penis with her.
I was going to say I needed the exercise but now all I can think about is BJs
My work here is done
Bitch, he is not your friend and this is not Bravo. Get in this car before you get smacked
He's probably the biggest I've seen outside of the porn I vehemently deny watching and he asks if I think he's too small
You shouldn't have to. I think you should bust into work like "pay homage to my magical vagina!"
I wanted lighthearted conversation about ordering bulk condoms and anal lube but he's depressed and talking about god hating him, ugh
last thing I remember was someone walking in on me sitting in the bathtub listening and singing along to Britney spears "Till the world ends" on repeat.
She unfriended me on Facebook after I responded to her long love note with #demtittesdoe. Jager is the goddamned devil.
I left her alone for a few minutes and she's already using a guy on his hands and knees as a chair while another guy is serving her margaritas.
I was walking out of the bar when he said I'll see you later and I said I'll see you in my dreams and then fell face first and broke my nose
I burned my tit while he banged me and it was still the best kitchen sex EVER!!!
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