he quoted Bring It On. It's over.
It was great. Even bought me breakfast in the AM
From?
Well, he didn't exactly take me out, but left a $20 on the table...
its a sex-hate relationship...no love involved
We FINALLY fucked. I swear that's the longest I've ever held out for
Umm you met him three days ago....
I said what I said
he'll be my respectable boyfriend for tksgiving and i'll be his non-slutty girlfriend for christmas.
and then ....
he stays my gay friend and my parents think i'm not a slut.
what are we doing this weekend?
I have enough booze to get us through Armageddon...which basically means that on Sunday we will have to make a trip to the liquor store.
Well my sources tell me she just happens to appear in an episode girls gone wild.
I know someone that will spend hours looking for her. He also has many of said movies. And I will do it for free!
Yeah I figured you were blackout when you were Shakira dancing on the floor.
Also, my phone suggested the phrase “puke in the mailbox" how many times have I had the need to text that to people?
It's national "dress up your pet day" come over. Drugs and dressed up cats..it's the shit dreams are made of.
I can't help you right now because I'm shaving my feet...like a lady.
I'm eating cookie dough with a tongue depressor for lunch.
Instead of going to my moms birthday party I went over and gave him head. I should win non girlfriend of the year award
Did April legit get married in a parking lot?
I am in the parking lot of CVS in Auburn. I think a truck full of Plan B and regret just arrived.
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