so stoned i ashed in my jack and coke like 4 times. drinking it anyway
remind me not to puke in the mesh trash can tonight
I wanna dance tonight. i just wanna grind my ass in some man's dick.
One reason I don't come to Portland. I saw 8 guys I have had sex with last night. At the same party.
By 8 I mean 9.
And by 9 I mean 10.
I started to trust fall random people on the dance floor
I am soup sandwich. I have been at dAnce party
Yeah... I was considering changing that part but the boxed wine is non-negotiable.
it was either a cry for help or you were gargling vodka. we didnt care either way.
I'll just tell your children you were the queen of drunk town and you had a giant purple monkey named bongo
What alcohol should i drink Saturday to completely hate life?
Why can't I come over and snuggle you and make you lick my boots
i've now hooked up with two guys who have tattoos of their sister's names...so that's a reality i have to live with...
I asked him to get me another beer, and he started making muffins.
He showed up completely drunk with a 30 of PBR and ten cans of Spam. I like this kid.
Shhh embrace your inner whore. Just embrace it.
Randomize
