i kinda do this "flirt with girls and pretend to be a hot white guy named chris" thing
I just found 22 drunken videos and 4 naked pictures on my phone. We'll start the bidding at $5
Playing drinking games to Nancy Grace totally counts as "keeping up with current events.."
bubblegum was invented today. we're getting drunk. end of story.
I can't help but be optimistic. I'm like a ball of slutty sunshine.
Come on Nikki god gave you a vagina for a reason, so you could tell guys what kind of shots to buy you
He got thrown out for leaning over the bar topless and pouring himself some beer while singing the james bond song
don't get you morals all over my torrid fantasties
DC is easy, you will figure it out.
I'm drunk and blonde. You are wayyyy underestimating this.
Dude, you were tagged in a stripper FB selfie. That is a whole new level of something.....
Did we seriously just get into a fist fight over kit kats?
I like how she'll post a picture on Instagram with her boyfriend and 2 hours later you'll send me a snap of her panties on your rear view mirror
I walked in on him jerking it to videos of UFC fighters. The most awkward part: he didn't stop when I walked in.
He said 'I really struggle with the sin of lust' then we proceeded to have sex. So I guess it was a perfectly executed Catholic pick up line?
No my problem is I'm working and its a beautiful Saturday. I should be recovering from a hangover and out golfing. Fuck responsibility. I miss college.
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