I think there's some kind of asian convention downtown. There are thousands and they're all wearing badges and snapping pictures. I feel like I just stepped into your worst nightmare.
question: masturbation: how much is too much? I think i'm about to tip toe a fine line
i popped this huge zit on her back while she was blowing me. it was like a disgusting metaphor for what happened 30 seconds later.
...she just doesn't genetically have the things I want my kids to have.
Come help me clean. I know we won't be getting our security deposit back...but I would like to move out with our dignity.
All she does is lay in bed and watch golden girls and masturbate all day...
It's inspiring.
What are the odds of finding the one hot Australian dude with erecile dysfunction?
WHITE RUSSIAN WEDNESDAY. TELL YOUR CO WORKERS. INVITE QND PREPARE
Last I remember we played rock paper scissors for who would fuck the guy with cowboy boots on and I won..
God he's so convenient, drugs, an parties all in one person. He's like the Walmart of delinquency.
I feel like there should be a database and you screen your boyfriend's scrotum and all the fucked up shit they've done goes on file.
You're the only person not starstruck by him
Yes. That tends to happen after you regularly lick someone's balls.
Leave it to me and my dad to puke on the same guy at the same bar 25 years apart
At the bar in my pajamas again
Ummm that is the 3rd time this week and it is Wednesday
I don't care how hot she was. She didn't like Scooby Doo and I don't fuck with that.
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