Donna and I are betting on whether or not you are going to cheat on your boyfriend tonight....I said you wouldnt do it.
You might as well just give her the money now.
we turned studying into a drinking game, she drinks when she gets it right, i drink when she gets it wrong. so we'll be out soon
he literally had a slideshow of all the girls hes had sex with pictures set to american woman
Just had a random flashback of you tickling some guy's nipple with your claw ring, and then him moaning and stripping in the middle of the bar. You give good memories.
Like some sort of pot growing robin hood.
The jerky fairy visited my fridge. It's glorious.
I took 36 pictures of my lava lamp. your weed wins.
By getting lucky do you mean I get one of your incredible BJs or you not killing me by the end of dinner?
I tried to pay my tab and go home but she wrote me a "list of things I'm good at" with fellatio as no 1...
That moment when you cant decide between eating spaghetti or a Popsicle for breakfast
Flatmate got laid for the first time in 3 years. I'm baking a cake.
pray to the hookup gods
So, if you were also having sex around 11pm, then we were legitimately being penetrated at the exact same time. That is amazing. We are soul sisters.
Let's be real, he was never going to be tall enough
In the words of Disney’s Jafar, “desperate times call for desperate measures.”
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