This is evicking siegelnvs
Im sorry?
This is fucking ridiculous*
You want looks pregnant, is pregnant, or the one with a kid.
While I'm in the bathroom taking a piss you think of a way to get us the hell out of here.
I woke up in a place I've never been before, with people I've never met before using me as a table for domino's.
Walked in on my boss having phone sex at work... and somehow this didnt bother nor embaress him
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In all fairness I didnt see your dick because it was already in her
Dude you have to come get or im gonna nail this 64 y/o woman as repayment for buying me shots of jager
He doesn't belong with God. He belongs face-down in a pile of his own excrement, vomit, blood and semen. Then pissed on by Satan.
I have a new game. It's called "how weird can you act before a guy won't fuck you". I've deducted most guys are willing even if you're batshit insane.
Dude, chad is laying across the room, violently, passionately, pornographicly eating something and I seriously think the 'some thing' is fighting back.
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If u ever apologize to me for "too-rough" sex again I will suspend ur all-access pass to my vagina indefinitely
I literally stopped banging her when my ESPN app alerted me that the Spurs had won. That's how much I hate Lebron. I would rather watch him cry in the post game interviews than get it in
Anyone who has court these next few days keep your head up & smile knowing we broke the County Record with 27 underage consumptions
Halloween: the only night of the year wheee the more high I get, the more it compliments my makeup and outfit.
UHG. i just want to have hot lesbian sex and eat pizza with you.
I am the most hated person in hoboken. Ive been doing drunken cake boss impressions down the street for the past 20 mins.
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