Just tried on my bathing suit for the first time this year. Had to drink a beer to numb the pain.
you should have seen his reaction to my boobs, it was like he just met god
Next time we go to the river, we nominate you to flash people for free booze. Your tits are the biggest.
I really couldn't tell if she was disgusted with the fact that I yacked on her shoes, or if she was about to do the same to me.
It was fun until the stripper told me it was her first day and started crying.
IM A SHIT SUOW THE GUYS AT THE PMACR TOLD ME AJDBO I WEBF RO WALNARY WITH OU SHOES! I WASHT LLOWES FLOWERSA
Well am going to a strip club before sun down, I dont think anything good can come from that.
my suitemate came in my room last night and flashed me. and then she just walked away. deff transferred to the right school
If he's gonna send me dick pics; he should at least zoom in to make it look bigger.
Fuck you. You were a total asshole last night.
We will get to that, but can anybody tell me whose fucking socks I am wearing?!
Fuck these bullshit days. My underwear are still inside out.
She's one of those people who could be either 16 or 23. In which case she's too old for me or in dangerously jailbait territory for you, bro.
How many times do I have to tell you I'm not bisexual.
.....unless there is alcohol involved
I wish I had a tail.
Why?
...why not?
Best part though was when he wanted to cuddle and I was like, I'm going to go.
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