How was last night?
She looked like Delta Burke in her fat Designing Women days ... and she just left like 2 minutes ago. Right after breakfast.
just saw a DUI checkpoint outside of a taco bell...i feel like thats cheating...
oh great. kentucky is ranked #1 in the country for child abuse. go us.
at russian wedding, no open bar. bottles of vodka at table. getting to work tomorrow may be an issue.
yea i thought the egg drop soup tasted weirdly like cum, and then i suddenly remembered what happened last night.
i'm never eating chinese again.
I made him recite stats from the playoffs game last night before I would go down on him.
You grabbed her hand and started jacking her finger off. She was horrified.
Did it finish?
Wrestling for my wallet turned into us almost having sex in the middle of the hallway
Gotta admit I did think about bartering you out to the gay guys for $20 and the dudes flashy neck scarf
I raged so hard that I was so hungover today I threw up out of a car window going 50mph cause my parents didn't pull over quick enough ...sorry to the people behind us
Like if it it's practical for your sexual health I'm allergic to it AKA REGULAR CONDOMS
I did not know male screamers existed until now. Good for him. Good for my ego.
Do you ever just feel the storm building inside of you that tells you you're ready for a giant indiscriminate fuckfest?
I just found an old slice of LIME in my wallet?????????
momentary stint on a second floor library computer...guy next to me snorted blue adderall off his notebook through a cut straw, i cant tell if this guy is my hero or just plain crazy...
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