Dude judst bought snd smokked tfour white widoew jointsd in Asmsterdam. Wstching the Cvhiefs gsme. Oh Boy.
You are why other countries hate Americans. But I say God bless you.
im having a threesome with these popsicles
My cousin just told me i smelled good. She must like the smell of cum.
whore
What the fuck. The girl next to me just looked at her phone, put her stuff away, and popped a birth control and ran out of class. Lucky fucking guy.
it was a whole new experience in the world of ball fondling
TIL a potato cannon can be loaded with dildos as ammunition. Boy, do our neighbours love us!
On the plus side I'm getting really good at painting the inside of a toilet with my bowels.
We had sex and he ended up in the hospital... don't know if I should be worried or proud.
This weekend I was almost blinded by a cumshot to the eye, so happy Labor Day I guess
Safe to say we should stock up on nipple bandaids ladies
yeah, i'm probably gonna die. still gonna be totally worth it tho
I drove them away with my sparkling personality and LOTR references.
It was like if the scent of sour milk and burning tires had a baby in taste form.
he told me he wanted me to go see his cat. apparently i was more interested in playing with his cat then having sex.
Never let the horse trainer ride you, always ride the horse trainer. I have huge bruises on my thighs from his hip bones. That's how hard he rode me
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