i need a penis for penetration, you wont do.
oh yeah... my b.
Do you ever look at a vegetable and think "that would be awesome to shove up my vagina"?
there is no way he can be that small
look on the bright side he'll over comepensate
I havnt had this much beer since i losodt my virginity. thank. god.
My face is bruised from laying on the concrete. NO MORE VODKA!
dude. we need more in our fridge then just beer and applesauce.
I started drinking at around 8.. Started heavily drinking around 815.
Getting drunk before noon on a Tuesday. When did this become my life? Did you know that a six-pack of Smirnoff is 2 liters?
I feel like despite his sleaziness I could be friends with this man. he just sent me a picture of his dog's balls.
We're only going to be this young and this cute but for so long. And how often is it that a pack of Albanian law students is in your house?!
I woke up naked under desk at her apt once during my freshman year. I should have known that friendship was of a different breed...
So... Sex in my rain boots last night. Trashy or a great show of character?
If it was with a guy, trashy. Sex with a girl is never trashy.
Ik youre sleeping but fyi its 5:32am I'm sitting in the middle of the road bra less and shoeless with boxers in my hand and no ride. Shits real crazy.
Dude, my back STILL hurts from carrying the team on BP last night.
Well, not only did I find out the Top Knight has roof access, I also let a guy I just met eat me out on the roof. Seems like a lot of wins if you ask me.
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