please tell me I'm in your upstairs bedroom. Just google mapped myself and I have no idea where I am.
It was laundry day and I was wearing last xmas undies. he took one look and went...you's a ho, ho, ho. my response you ask? for less dough, dough, dough. I'm a slut.
with a sacreligious after taste.
Dude, she looked like the Canadian Slam Poet, neck hair and all.
birthday sex, birthday sex, birthday sex
I'm on my period, period, period
We broke the shower door. Completely off. His roommates were not happy but I sure was
Hate to say it and even though I definitely have a biased opinion but I'm surprised your not, sleeping with anyone else. Good personality, charisma and amazing in the sack.
Feel free to use me as a reference.
Hope I didn't wake u up but I woke up and there is a shirt, boxers, belt and jeans on my balcony, along with a naked guy who claimed to scale the building
Plus, it's just valuable. Virgin pee is very well-priced.
To be fair, I'm probably one of the better candidates for the role of 'baby daddy' in this town
Had a grope session with a girl who looked like my Mom and had the same name as her as well. I think therapy is in order.
Jerry got outside again, i found him making dirt angels in the garden. I need to put a bell on that bastard.
What's an appropriate outfit for wearing to hangout with a girl you've talked to once, and had a 4way with?
How many nights in 2015 can we have no one get injured, run away crying, or get into a brawl?
You wanna explain to me why there is a banana shoved down my pants?
You're swimming in an imaginary pool of pudding. What do you think?
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