I DID IT WITH MY SOCKS ON!
I seriously wish I was FB friends with her
My gift to the freshman: I made an illegal stop, rolled out and dropped to my hands and knees and puked in front of the south campus dorms and about 20 families. Welcome to OSU
oh great. kentucky is ranked #1 in the country for child abuse. go us.
You then began crawling around in the grass with a magnifying class saying you were searching for the magic school bus.
its was like we drinking an entire bottle of mystery
he called me from germany to tell me about all the gummy bears he bought...i'm doubting his sobriety
You were running around yelling "BUKAKE!" and squirting people with a shampoo bottle you found. Total shitshow.
In the world of sexual, erotic texting, you rank somewhere between "how much teeth do you want" and "how dry do you want it"
Yea. Some girl set a laundry machine on fire. She's not getting married.
On a Thurs night I found myself drunk in a limo w 9 dudes on my way to a strip club. Once there I was handed $100 in ones and told "spend it." I need a husband. Or Jesus.
This guy is trying to get me to do some acrobatic gymnast shit just so he can see "my tight hole." I'm too big to be sweating in my own damn bed. Shittttt.
You spent the whole night conversing with your zombie poster, so I'd say you were pretty far gone.
She was riding me and giving me score updates to the basketball game at the same time..... Shes a keeper
Why is it pressure? I want to see your cute face and possibly sit on it. You make it like its a bad thing.
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