dude, your ex-bf is on match.com
details on that.
well, his profile doesn't say anything about herpes.
I don't think brook has ever known best
Ok I can't be your drugdealer AND booty call AND friend. It just doesn't work that way
If you try to operate on me with a Bic pen and vodka, I'm never talking to you again
Also on a more serious note, what says pull my hair more: straight or soft curls?
It's probably just the physical manifestation of slut karma. But i of course mean that in the kindest way possible because i love you and respect your choices
yo your bro wants to know what time he got home and were you hosing him off
HE'S turngign 18teen real soon.k
Def just hooked up with my brother's senior prom date in his bed. Does that make me the worst brother ever?
You have to start asking people if they're gay before you kiss them..
2 things: 1) can you get hep from toilet water? And 2) do you know where we can get a new skillet for cheap?
Please tell me those aren't related.
I made rice.
there's a drunk hobo under the bridge wearing a jester hat and screaming at women
wait he has a twin??? which one did you fuck
yes
I was grinding with girl while I was eating french fries, and she turned around to hook up with me. She ate my fries.
I smell like beef jerky
That's among the sexiest things you've ever said to me.
Randomize
