i hope you realize when i said "grib" earlier i was referring to the gridded binary, a mathematically concise data format commonly used in meteorology to store historical weather forecast data. also meant in referential conjunction to my probability math class that i am failing at roughly 215pm tomorrow afternoon.
it's taking a lot of effort to be mature and not reply to her with like a video of bestiality porn
Remember, sex is not sex til both people cross the finish line. Until then, it is just a favor.
so I think he was half asleep, but he woke me up by saying "where's my cow? Is it being shipped?" He must have been dreaming about farmville..
and then you went into taco bell without pants...and surprisingly you weren't the only one there without pants
Somehow after we left in 3 different cars to all go to different places we still all ended up in the emergency room
We made a trail of cheez balls so we knew how to get back to te apartment.
Seriously why is the deadbolt locked. This is the second time I'm having to sleep on the porch using my boots as my pillow. I can't wait till the next time your drunk.
Shhh, I'm sleeping. Just let it happen Jess.
Just beat off to internet porn while talking to my mom on the phone and eating a cinnamon roll. U have 5 minutes to get on my level
I just did a drunk experiment to find out what it looks like when you turn a burner on the stove on while wearing night-vision goggles. I may be blind in my right eye now.
Two questions. One. Where are you watching election results tomorrow? Two. Can we have Obama victory sex?
i just stole a 8 pack of olde english 40s and 2 roles of duct tape. we are going to make edward proud tonight.
My tights ended up on the driveway folded neatly. Any ideas how that happened?
I'm willing to share. He can have sloppy seconds.
You're up at 3AM, right? I have a very important question.
You know the Wendy's on route 6, by Kohls? Do you know if it has a drive through?
Yes it does.
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