So instead of cumming in her, I peed in her...
What did she do!?
I didn't tell her...
he thought i was a dude.
He just screamed at her, "if you pass out i am still having sex with you!!!" In front of the entire party.
I really don't want to move...I'm having a motivation problem.
kev is about to show us pictures of the tranny he accidentally fucked last night.
I'll be there in 10
they started playing Don't Stop Believin' and you had a melt down because it wasnt the Glee version
You weren't lying about those ceramics students giving the best hand jobs.
You sent her a pic of your dick with 'guess what you cant have anymore' written on it with a marker.
Rolling one last joint on my Psych textbook before trading it in. I might actually cry.
He like walks around to open car doors for me. Has already held my hair while I barf and still likes me. What. Is. Happening.
I'll be accepting presents in the forms of drinks, drugs, and orgasms. So any or all of those will be fine.
I have the perfect view of a sexy blonde in yoga pants stretching from the shoulder press machine. I'll be here all night. So glad I came high.
Ur here with me in spirit. Now run free. Run free
The dorm having an ice machine is their way of inviting us to make mixed drinks.
The internet is out at West Chester so I'm masturbating using my imagination. What is this, the fucking dark ages?
Greattt I just sexted my dad trying to write u back
Two questions: is there going to be a bathroom at this party, and can we fuck in it. This will define whether or not I enjoy going to parties with you.
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