Do you ever look back at facebook pics and say, "are those really guys I had sex with?"
dude, she masturbates with a ken doll.
Meghan got a job at the bar. We're now morally obligated to drink. Is this what dreams are made of?
When are you going to accept the fact he is gay?
Come on... He's just practicing.
Ok. That's acceptable.
He was jealous of me and threatened by me. I'm like, just cause I could fuck your girlfriend doesn't mean I'm going to
She's not even my type. She doesn't have a penis or a drug problem
Are you ok?
They gave me a cat until I fall asleep. His name is fluffy because he's fluffy.
I wish I knew the extent of my injuries before I climbed over the fence. Might have avoided the need to purchase a cupholder for my wheelchair.
I'm going to give you the best blowjob of your life. And yes you can use my mom's printer.
In your alcohol circus, can my act be juggling men? Let's be real, I can juggle multiple dick buddies better than a professional
He is currently passed out on his toilet. Point day drinking.
I almost stopped mid bj to let him know I appreciated his balls being nice to look at/have my face near. But I didn't know if that would ruin, or improve the moment.
After 8 hours of circus trick sex, his parents are both hugging me and kissing me on the cheek asking when I'm coming back over. Score?
my dad walked in on me peeing into the trashcan in our kitchen last night at like 2am. wtf
She needs to move out. Her mom interferes with my penis being touched
I can’t believe you’re letting her use the Mercedes
It seemed like a better idea while she was giving me a hand job. It’s a good thing we weren’t having sex. Who knows what I would agree to during sex
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