It's pouring out. I am cold, wet, and miserable.... Kind of reminds me of our sleepover last night.
you remind me of a slightly lless slutty bristol palin
and you remind me of a slightly less retarded levi johnston
Baton twirling is one of his activities on facebook.
Also he is "an Ohio stae gran champion twirler". You cannot tell me he's straight
Woke up this morning with one boob drawn on to look like the globe. Questionable?
there is no way he can be that small
look on the bright side he'll over comepensate
Send me the video of myself under the polar bear skin. It's important.
After a certain point, you just want to make it work. Prove to yourself that you're smarter than the vibrator.
Def just hooked up with my brother's senior prom date in his bed. Does that make me the worst brother ever?
I swear the crows are laughing at me.
You my friend are stoned into submission
He would have to make magical things happen in my nether regions to actually make me vote republican.
It's that whole "half Japanese, half asshole" thing. My brother and I have found that people really go for that
Just blew a guy who had the same phone case as me. It was destiny.
Still drunk on my morning "run" which has turned into a walk. Just burped fireball
Did you at least know who's jizz it was?
That is questionable.
That's true. Ask me when I'm not fucked up. Nvm hold on. Btw. Wikipedia dinosaur. It's fascinating
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