I see my mary-anne walkin' awa-y-y! Bow Nahw now new, ne ne ne ne ne, ne ne nehw, ne ne new new Nah dan ah bwawn-now, ba bwan'll buh dada bwiddly doo.
That was supposed to be me air guitaring the solo from More than A Feeling
remember when you found twisted pleasure condoms in my parents bathroom? theyre gone.
I'm at the bar and I just saw some unnecessary and accidental cooter...sometimes I think girls need a license to go out pantyless in public.
is her vagina suppost to smell like dirty taco bell?
im trying not to drink and cry in the same night anymore. i'll let you know how it goes
I'm on his itunes. He has a sex playlist. It's actually not so much a playlist as 12 Kylie Minogue songs with a big gay Whitney finish.
Just orgasmed in traffic. Starting to have feelings for my commute.
The chick working the drive through at BK on New Years stuck her head out the window and told me there were no line ups for the bathrooms inside so i should go in there. I just kept squatting and peeing and told her it would prob help business.
Obama's speech on in 9 mins. Me in the shower now. Naked. Make your choice.
I'm bringing the tv in with me.
and then I said "oh, I see the price of Plan B has gone up". and the pharmacist looked at me very sadly. I was just trying to make conversation.
I just shit my bed. Go ahead and make your 40 year old incontinence jokes now.
i don't find him as attractive when he's dressed as himself...bring back Indiana jones and I would so fuck him again
Gay?
German.
Pity.
I come into the house and he's fucking doing karaoke by himself... Lady gaga
Do toy wanna orseer frim onedof tjose plaves? Sry textimg with globes on
Gloves*
Out of all the words to correct, you chose gloves??
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