Is it possible to be promiscuous but in a classy way?
Is it morally objectionable to repay my debt to society with drug money?
Approach what situation? Look, I dunno if you think I'm like some lezbo cheetah waitin in some shrubs to pounce on you the second I see you, but I'm not!
well, everyone in my office is getting a nice laugh right now. But seriously... please delete my number
i was so high last night while i was driving i felt like i was riding a bike with no pedals
you threw your tampon into someones open car window...while they were driving.
I hate how you keep a running list of people who have seen me naked.
he fucked my hip out of place.
I'm so pissed my boobs hit the emergency stop button during my workout
I just let my hand run under cold water for five minutes. I couldn't stop staring at it and the only things I could think about were how amazing it felt, how cool water was, and what a wonderful world it is that we live in. Reasons why I don't smoke...
I just made SCOTCHSICLES. no further info is necessary
i came so hard i kicked through my windshield
last night on the strip the guy screamed at you YOU GOTTA WORK ON YOUR CALVES.
The time stamp on this text message is reason enough alone to not leave me unsupervised
I remember 2 things. 1. Hanging through the window. 2. And she needing a bucket to puke in. That’s all. I have no other memory.
you're telling me you don't want to have sex 30,000 feet above the earth?
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