D3 body, D1 cock
just saw a prosititute with a baby stroller...question is...if the baby wakes up is the blow job free?
i just wanna lock my vagina in a safe filled with bandaids and healthy things
This needs to stop. I just vacuumed the wall. Adderall is a double edged sword.
it was really awkward..i thought he had two dicks, but later realized it was jsut his roommate
She said she wanted to have closure sex.
You got cut off after you tried to make the dog funnel moscato.
Like, I just want to be naked rolling around in soft things.
These bathrooms are miraculous. I'd love to have sex in here. Wow. I've peed 5 times.
Doc gave me something stronger than Xanax. The pills have your last name imprinted on them. This cannot be coincidence.
Thanks for launching me off you reverse cowgirl. I think I chipped a tooth.
I think I was just hit on by Jesus Christ. This is not okay. Bad Touch. I NEED AN ADULT!
Calm the hell down, it's just stoner Bob.
How long until you're healed?
Physically? A week or so. Emotionally? The scars of dislocating my knee at a frat and flashing my panties to the whole crowd wi never heal.
Welcome to my Tuesday when my lesbian ex girlfriend shows up unexpectedly and gets me drunk and then leaves
I was just thinking about all the dick I could catch while I am home. But then I realized I am too lazy to get out of my pjs and leave my cat.
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