I just told my doc I would like to talk about my drinking problem, but that it would probably get in the way of my weekend plans.
I mean what are real friends for if they won't hold down your wedding dress to allow for a keg stand
i wish i had the videos of us pissing on him last night.
It's confirmed. We did xmas carol the grocery store across the street from his building at 2:30am... Only the staff was there.
apparently it's a turnoff if you ask a guy why he thinks he needs to use magnums
Every time I try to stand up the back of my head feels like a bunch of little elves are beating the inside of my scalp with their toy making tools. What disease could this be?
Judge me...This apron fits PERFECTLY when I have no clothes on
Who said I was judging? More like congratulating.
He said bow chicka bow wow. I never thought being sexually degraded would be such a turn on.
Anyone see the sob who took the piñata?
her nickname was handjob. I knew what i was getting into.
I made him dinner in just his cowboy hat and my boots after we did it...you should see his face :)
You went into my bathroom put on my bathrobe.. Said excuse me then went in my front yard and started yelling who ate my whopper..
i am not an asshole. i paid for her to take a cab home.
dude, we were in ann arbor. she's from cincinnati. ten bucks didn't even get her back on I-94. i maintain my position. you are indeed an asshole.
Vocabulary what?!? Shakespeare is my bitch.
Hot fire fighters installing my closet. Don't know how to go about this. Gonna nonchalantly take my shirt off and see what happens..
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