why am i having a flashback about somewhere we were this weekend with music videos playing? Spike jonze brothers place?? Help me out
Hey guys thanks for lettin me crash at your place for the weekend, I had a great time. PS I got three quarters of a hand job from an asian on the dance floor last night. True story.
He freaked out when I started to orgasm. He said he never knew girls could orgasm too.
All I remember is yelling RUN as fireworks started going off in the kitchen. Who said that was a bad idea?
This is a whole other level of drinking. Like the I used to eat paste with these people kinda drinking.
In case this wasn't clear when i said being his wingman was "hopeless", his date walked out on him when he poured a beer on his head trying to shotgun it
I also have a full keg. I'm thinking about crashing a party, they can't get mad if I bring a keg of beer.
Dude it was bad... like you fell asleep around the toilet after drinking from the back tank bad.
Someone came into our hotel room and took our remote
What should I do?
He used one of his curtains as a leash and hand restraints. He wins the creative sex challenge hands down.
I kept on yelling at him to get his shit together as he was puking
Just because your gf gives mediocre bjs doesn't mean I can fill that void
He yelled "I'm Bruce Springsteen!" when he came. This is why I don't sleep with guys from Jersey.
I wiped my ass with some girl's sock, I would honestly admit if I hate Caitlin's sandwich.
I slept with the Australian in the bathroom of a gay bar. What has my life become.
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