Exactly. All of us sinners go to hell and get nothing while all of the goody two shoes get to go to heaven where its all pink floyd, lasers, and pot.
i said i was sorry for his girlfriend's cancer diagnosis and he said "easy come, easy go" and tried to fuck me
Just spit on a sock to clean a spot on my glass table. Oddest combination of so lazy and motivated ever.
The boys in front of me put beer, red plastic cups, ping pong balls, lighterfluid, and twelve packs of pantyhose on the conveyor belt. Whatever drinking game they're playing, I want a part in.
I did shrooms last night. My drug checklist is complete, I can finally graduate.
onest when I told you I'm a paramedic but I'm also a stripper.
The guy I met last night said we had a real connection and gave me his AA coin because he met me during his relapse
She carried my bag of puke down the aisle and the flight attendant wouldn't move the beverage cart so she put the puke bag in the flight attendant's face and said "I have a bag of sickness!" I've never seen a cart move that fast.
i was giving head the other day and thought of your all penis tastes the same quote and couldnt stop laughing
All I've done this weekend is cum and drink. I think it's safe to say I'm dehydrated.
I couldn't find pants for like 20 minutes so I was butt ass naked just sitting on your floor
Is her dick bigger than yours?
I appreciate having someone to objectively critique my dick pics.
Thank you for trusting your ovaries to me
If you think that liquor is the way to shower sex then you're right.
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