i've got a dick and you've got a pussy....what is the problem??
At least I can take solace in the fact that with 8 billion some odd people in the world, at least one of them is shitting in their own car right now.
accomplished twins. life is a go
do you think they make "congratulations unfit mother" greeting cards?
or abortion recommendation cards.
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What happened on tuesday that a stripper knows my full name?
Hey bro, did you ever hear from the background investigator that i was supposed to bang?
We have been pregaming the shutdown of the government since Tuesday. Send help, and some more liquor.
While you were hooking up with her I pulled you off to make sure you knew what you were doing.
You said you were "testing the product for Chris."
I'm a bad man.
6 tequila shots, 3 kamikazes and 1 rumplemintz.. The next day I puked in my office trash can while doing payroll. I may have to dock my own pay for lack of class.
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He's so twisted that he's acting out Dragon Ball-Z by himself. The Tanquray and THC combo doesn't play around.
Dude, I got drunk and sexted his little sister by accident
I know it sounds cheesy, but i think both me and her mum know they are "thanks for being so cool about finding nudes of your daughter on the camera" flowers
all i'm saying is don't blame me if your purses are filled with whoppers
are we talking malt balls or BK?
So if i am talking to a guy and he sends me a pic and he is wearing Spiderman button down dress shirt.... Is it ok if i dont want to talk to him anymore?
It was like Strip poker and blow, but with Yu-Gi-Oh cards
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