I'm youtube-ing children's choirs. Am I adorable? Or am I a child predator?
Predator. Straight up.
a dead guy is trying to sell me oxy clean on my tv
Just got a lecture from Dad about how I need to be more responsible and start buying my weed in larger quantities so that i can save money. Like he was serious and kind of disappointed in me for not adapting to his method earlier.
You could have chosen coming to fuck me over getting too hammered to drive. But you made your bed, and now you get to jack off alone in it.
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No need to call an exterminator, the ants overdosed on the leftover lines on the counter.
she's like the billy mays of hookups...touch my boobs and i'll throw in this blow job ABSOLUTELY FREE
So somebody asked her is she's okay.She turned around,started running and screamed "Ballet is running through my veins" before doing a small pirouette.It's amazing how she managed not to fall.
after giving head I just always feel like I need like. ice cream. as both a means of getting the lingering sperm out of my mouth, and a congratulations.
But I REALLY want to hide my crazy for as long as possible with him so he'll date me.
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All I have in my new place is coke and a treadmill.. it's workout Wednesday
It's like the bat signal. He only texts me when I'm naked.
just ran into my drill sergeant from basic 4 years ago. gonna take him home and have him fuck me at the cadence of quick time.
i told them you weren't like that.. and they laughed at me?
I legit measured his penis against my chapstick and it was too close to call. So that was my night.
Reverse road head. Sa-witch!!!
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