Should I hook up with a slut its your call
Yes. Wrap it. If you dont have a condom do it anyway. YOU ONLY LIVE ONCE.
Then all the boys were saying that they were amazed at how much i could smoke...i'm so proud of myself
dude.. you lit a cigarette on the bus and told the driver it was okay because you were fire marshall of your boy scout troop
his profile picture is a blurry one of him holding a beer. i recognized him instantly.
My lips are sealed. Both pairs.
DIN'T JUSGE NE.
When you get here, kick me in the balls. It's really important. - I'll explain later.
I have a kicked-out-of-multiple-bars level hangover today
I'm your Election Erection Connection
I retroactively revoke all sex we've ever had.
hey if you're going to the hospital do you wanna pick me up a taco on your way back
I yelled at the dude who smoked him up "YOU'RE THE REASON I'M NOT GETTING LAID" then went to bed. So yeah, I guess it was an ok night.
DUDE I FINGERED JOE'S MOM, PLS DONT TELL HIM, MORE LATER
They were assless. I wore assless football pants.
Is it bad if I look at someone i dont know and just want to punch them in the face?
You can't hold me to anything I said last night; I was drunk on orgasms.
Randomize
