Getting blown during the Cavs game doesn't make it any less depressing.
For sure. We should see if we can get Mike to pay for one, and have a triple kegger... :o==& (that's future me projectile vomiting. i try to be goal oriented)
We're going clubbing with matching soccer jerseys on.
What will that accomplish?
It will accomplish clubbing with matching soccer jerseys on.
Please don't ever try giving my cat a hair cut ever ever again
I just drank til 6am then boned a 32 yr old that looks exactly like ET. Oh god.
I haven't seen him since I gave him a hand job in the hospital. I like to think I contributed to his speedy recovery.
I want to break his glasses with my pelvis.
The extent of "getting it in" was this creepy guy sticking his finger in my bellybutton
Dude, for twins they have shockingly different blowjob styles.
STOP FUCKING MY SISTERS!!!!
He put chocks of wood in front of his doors to stop me from leaving. I'm not nearly drunk enough for that to be appropriate behaviour.
In the mean time, I'll continue to kick ass at running and become a successful stripper while he might hook up with one average looking girl he met at a club. I so win.
put something nutritious in your body. AND NOT JUST THAT JOINT.
I've officially dedicated my newly single life to making myself squirt.
his mom fetish really needs to stop. this is literally the 5th time i've come home from work and there's been some random skank and her kids in the living room.
did one of the kids use their poo like a crayon on the wall this time?
While walking to class I was handed a red bull, condoms, and a mini bible. I love my school.
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