It was like a Michael Bay sized explosion located in my pussy.
I plan on using my big titties for evil tonight.
I admire the strength of friendship we have that allows for sharing husbands.
soo according to the calendar on my phone, I'm 5 minutes late to have sex with that guy from work. Apparently we planned this, I even set an alarm.
He made me pinky-promise that he gave me an orgasm.
i have a new found respect for you. the amount of people you must have cockblocked last night is amazing
If he thought that flying across an ocean to visit me in London constituted sex, he thought wrong.
Our whole friendship has just been time foreshadowing my dick in your mouth.
shit went down at the bar when this girl with 'morals' totally cock blocked a married guy. she actually kicked IN the bathroom door when they were fucking in there. then we all did shots.
i can't believe he threw up on you. Well thats what you get for being DD. I used the sombreros as a shield!
I told him I was on the pill and it was OK to fire away. I want to never have to wear panty house or ever go to an office again. This is my early retirement plan. I want half of his NBA money.
You don't have issues. You're a consenting adult having sex at work. Go you.
look, im sorry that i yelled at your little brother, threw my car keys at him and smashed a stale cookie with a pool cue, but i swear to god i didn't poop on the floor. it was one of your dogs.
Nah, just stick him in a closet with some cheetos, a blunt and soda. The darkness will calm him down until Mallory can be located.
Tbh I’m not a vibrator enthusiast
But I am godly
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