using no condom is gross. my vagina has a dress code.
this guy at work is bossing me around at work. He is 24 and still has highlights and spikes his hair.
You're getting bossed around by a 1999 Highschool Yearbook picture?
There is no way when we get home that nothing will hapen
From now on, just let me go home. I'm tired of hooking up with your roommates... Including you.
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he told me he had a problem with me going both ways. like what the fuck. what guy says that to a girl? goodbye planned threesomes...
Seriously wondering if smoking a bowl for lunch was a bad idea.
OR THE BEST. STAY TUNED.
I don't understand how she could dump me AFTER we had shower sex. I'm fucking great at shower sex
Stop leaving me alone with my ex boyfriends after keg challenges. Woke up in his bed covered in what you think would be cum. No...toothpaste. He left a note. "Be home at four. Don't be here when I get back."
Am I really in your phone as Asshole Jesus??
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Last night, I listened to Aladdin on my ipod while I stole bread and cheese from Wal-Mart. I feel like you're the only one who'd be proud of me.
My bad man. I was at a strip club, and apparently it's like a big deal to take your phone out in one of those places.
My vagina has made plenty life decisions and I would like to point out very few if not any of them were in my favor.
PSA- Wearing assless chaps results in embarrassingly painful sunburn
im going to smoke a cigarette and reflect on my life choices
hey, i didnt think i could be this stupid either but you dont see ME getting all judgemental about it
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