accomplished twins. life is a go
Spider just rapelled from her vag rethinking online dating.
he has officially spend more money on me than any other boy. and its all gone to plan b. awesome.
thanks. im glad you find me better in your comparison between me and fat girl porn.
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i just complicated the hell out of my summer by fucking him this early on
The bouncer yelled at him for poking at the guy selling roses, I think it's time to leave.
Yeah. Let's save our goodbyes for when I'm obnoxiously and embarrassingly drunk and more than likely naked.
(540): I ran 10 miles and then took a dump behind a rock. What the fuck have you done with a hangover that's comparable?
I'm currently on a bowling date with my girlfriend and her boyfriend. It's pretty fun.
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1. I'm excited for tonight 2. Do we dress up as pirates? 3. Happy Valentine's Day bae
I figured if he was OK cheating on his gf with a guy, he'd be OK with me posting his number to m4m Craigslist Ads
This week I fucked a police officer and called both the Senators from the state I'm in and the one I'm moving to. What have you done since the election?
I feel like I don't even know what's gonna happen when we first see each other. It'll be like explosions and glitter and a unicorn will run by pulling a sleigh of alcohol and sex.
The cop asked me why my pants were around my knees when he woke me from the sink, i replied "Officer, my underwear is still on, nothing bad happened" then he nodded in acknowledgement and we carried on with the paper work.
at the hospital. Kevin drank straight from the river
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