What the hell am I supposed to do with 50 gallons of mayo?
I just walked in on my dad looking at porn. is there protocol for this?
So two questions...why am I covered in muffins and are there pictures of this.
i'm drunk and confused. there might be a 4 year old here.
Fuck men. I'm going to go eat a package of cookie dough and get fat. I hope I die of salmonella.
I could be wrong, but im pretty sure i jumped off the roof after my lighter.
I think it got a little awkward for her when my dad walked in on us and did nothing except leave half of his pizza on the table for us.
I say go for the trifecta and maybe you'll get a medal or something. Or a baby. That's like the same thing right?
YOU'RE HIGH AND AT THE GYM OF COURSE YOU FEEL WEIRD
My thighs feel like glass
Worrying about "What smells like cat pee?" is so much easier than worrying about "What am I doing with my life?"
I think we need to have a day of drinking in classes. I know we don't share any, but sacrifices need to be made.
Maybe? I'm not shaving my pubes for a maybe type of night.
Having to do the walk of shame on crutches was defiently a first for me. cheers to the governor, klove
YOU ARE THE ONLY PERSON I KNOW THAT STEALTH CLEANS PEOPLE TOILETS
The same idiot-bubble, now just bigger and louder.
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