Is that you in the white hat?
Fine suit yourself
i am a beautiful darrk chocolate womann
honey you're def caucasian
i am a beautiful white cholcllate woman.... Z
Ugh I just know that when I take off his pants his underwear will have Megan's Law written all over them.
Update: no underwear. Greeeeen light.
Just seen on a tshirt : "fake titties taste funny"
Be careful down there, Shane may have pooped on the carpet.
his penis is like a homeless cat. ever since I've satisfied him he keeps showing up on my doorstep ask for more.
i said i was sorry for his girlfriend's cancer diagnosis and he said "easy come, easy go" and tried to fuck me
so the good news is that i can't possibly burn my eyelashes off tonight at the bbq.
My weekend will be all about the double d's, desert & debauchery
He crawled over to me grabbed my boob asked me if I liked cats and then passed out. If that's really my RA, it's gonna be a long year
When you say shenanigans does that mean I should bring birth control?
It makes my nipple hurt just thinking about it.
I woke up completely naked in a mint condition 71 chevelle in someones garage. What.
He said it was the classiest hand job he ever had because my nails were painted red. We need to go to nicer bars from now on.
I could be writing so much lesbian porn right now but noooooo!
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